A Story You Don’t Need
Once upon a blockchain, someone thought: “What if we create a token with no purpose at all?” So we did. And somehow, it makes more sense than 90% of the projects out there.
THE MOMONI MANIFESTO
- We’re not here to save the world. We’re not here to pretend this is bigger than it is.
- We made an honest meme — no fake roadmaps, no magical staking, no delusions of grandeur.
- Sometimes there isn’t much here. And maybe that’s exactly why it feels real.
No whitepapers were harmed in the writing of this manifesto.
TOKENOMICS
No secret formulas.No galaxy-brain math.
Definitely no kindergarten pie charts pretending to be “strategy.”
88%
Liquidity Pool
Liquidity pool. Strong enough backbone, no rug vibes.
8%
Allocation
Founder’s wallet. Transparent, sarcastic, but hey—squirrels eat too.
4%
Airdrops
Airdrops. Enough fluff to fuel hype, contests, Twitter raids, and first-mover bragging rights.
Disclaimer*
That’s it. No hidden allocations. No mystery wallets.No marketing black holes. Just a meme coin with no bullshit.
BUYING EXPLAINED
It’s not rocket science. But since it’s on Base, here’s the glide path:
GET A WALLET
Download MetaMask (or anything that doesn’t suck).
FUND IT
Add ETH. Don’t forget gas fees, unless you enjoy failed swaps.
SCAN OR CLICK
Use the QR code or verified contract link to summon $MOMONI.
Swap
On Uniswap, trade ETH for fluff.
THE ORIGIN
OF THE FLUFF
Q1 1988:
Born. No tokens, just baby steps.
Q2 2008:
Watched global finance implode. Took notes.
Q3 2018:
Realized memes were more honest than most investments.
Sep 8, 2025
Minted $MOMONI. The forest shifted.
Q5 2028
If you’re still here — congrats. You’ve outlived most projects.
Q4 2024:
Wrote down a thought: “Make a token with no purpose.”
After that,
Nothing is planned. That might be the most honest thing we can say.
CULT OF THE GLIDE
We’re not a real cult.
No robes. No sacrifices. No secret prophecies (that we admit to).Just a collective of people who find meaning — or at least amusement — in a token that refuses to pretend.
Sometimes we call it a cult.
Sometimes we call it a community. And sometimes… we make rituals.
Disclaimer*
Not financial advice. Not spiritual advice either.
OFFICIAL MOMONI
PARTNERS
(DEFINAITLY real — yes, we misspelled it, and we’re not sorry)
“Assembling dreams, one missing piece at a time.”
“The official meal of the bear market.”
“Bottling hope, one dose at a time.”
“Because someone still believes in the moon.”
“Breathing space when the markets don’t.”
“Where coins sleep until their next chapter.”
Stories to watch while charts rewrite themselves.”
“The overlords of money. If they ape in, so should you.”
Disclaimer*
No, they’re not our partners. Yes, they’re richer than you.
The irony is the point — because sometimes parody tells the truth better than marketing